Write a Funny Script Explaining Why Waffles are Better than Pancakes

Narrator: "Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever found yourself at a breakfast table, trying to decide between waffles and pancakes?"

Pancake: "Hi there, I'm Pancake. I'm fluffy, tasty, and a breakfast classic."

Waffle: "Hi, I'm Waffle. And let me tell you, I'm the real star of the breakfast show."

Narrator: "But why is that, Waffle?"

Waffle: "Well, for starters, I have all the deliciousness of a pancake, but with one major upgrade: I have deep pockets that can hold even more syrup, fruit, whipped cream, and whatever other toppings your heart desires."

Pancake: "I can hold toppings too, though. And I'm just as tasty as you are."

Waffle: "Ah, but that's where you're wrong, Pancake. You see, I have a unique and distinct texture that sets me apart from the rest. My crisp, golden exterior and soft, fluffy interior make me the ultimate breakfast indulgence."

Narrator: "But don't take our word for it, folks. Try a waffle for yourself and taste the difference. Waffles: the superior breakfast choice."

Waffle: "Thank you, thank you. I knew you'd see the light."

Pancake: "Oh, come on. I'm not that bad."

Narrator: "Sorry, Pancake. Better luck next time."

Pancake: "Well, at least I'm still better than toast."

Narrator: "Ouch. That's gotta hurt."